Joke Topic - 'The Internet'

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."