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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Well, you do look a site.
Who surfs the internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
Thomas the Search Engine.
Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
It was searching for a new website.
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Where do ghosts go to get an education?
High sghoul.
High sghoul.
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Christmas
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Police
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.
Drinking
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
They just get plastered.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Airplanes
Nervous Passenger: How often do planes of this type crash?
Captain: Only once, Madam.
Captain: Only once, Madam.
Strawberries
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Because it was in a jam.