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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

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