Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Steak
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Human
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Ghost
Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
Puppies
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
Strawberries
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Vacation
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
Throw
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Restaurant
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."