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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
Well, you do look a site.
Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
Thomas the Search Engine.
Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.
It was searching for a new website.
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Because they are always spotted.
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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Julius Sneezer!
Julius Sneezer!
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Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
An octopuss.
Brightest
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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