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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
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Pizza Haunt.
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Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

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