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Joke Topic - 'The Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Impossible'.

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We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.


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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

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