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Joke Topic - 'The Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Impossible'.

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We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.


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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

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