We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
Politicians
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
Squirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Deafness
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Computers
How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
Father Christmas
What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!