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Joke Topic - 'The Impossible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Impossible'.

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We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

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