We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Currents
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Firefly
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Policemen
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
College
Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.