Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
The Queen
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Cookies
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Dracula
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Scariest
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Success
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that
you've got it made.