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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Synonyms

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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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