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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Grand National'.
I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.
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Cross The Road
Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
Golf Balls
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
They don't have steering wheels!
Neatly
If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Elected
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
Lawyers
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
Run over a lawyer.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Dogs
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
Yankee poodle!
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