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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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