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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

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