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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

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