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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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