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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Grand National'.


I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.

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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!


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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."


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Run over a lawyer.


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'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'


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What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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