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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Grand National'.


I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.

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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.


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Who's there?
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My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.


An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.


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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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