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Joke Topic - 'The Grand National'


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I wouldn't say my last girlfriend was ugly, but if she had a body to match her face, her parents could have entered her for the Grand National horse race.


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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Peanuts

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

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