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Joke Topic - 'The Future'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Future'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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The future isn't what it used to be.


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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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