Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fly
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Bridge
If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
Brightest
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Clouds
What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
Game
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Cows
What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
Dogs
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
Golf
Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.