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Joke Topic - 'The Future'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Future'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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The future isn't what it used to be.


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Fly

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

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