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Joke Topic - 'The Future'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Future'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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The future isn't what it used to be.


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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

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