Joke Topic - 'The Future'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Future'.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

The future isn't what it used to be.

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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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