Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
Witches
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Lawyers
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
Cereal
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Cavemen
One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
Three Bears
Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.