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Joke Topic - 'The Future'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'The Future'.


Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

The future isn't what it used to be.

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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.


Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.


BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding


One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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