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Joke Topic - 'The Forth Bridge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forth Bridge'.

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'Do you know what they said the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'No, what did they say the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'That's a pity. We'll have to build a fifth!'


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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
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Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
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Dogs

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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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