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Joke Topic - 'The Forth Bridge'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forth Bridge'.

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'Do you know what they said the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'No, what did they say the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'That's a pity. We'll have to build a fifth!'


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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
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