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Joke Topic - 'The Forth Bridge'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forth Bridge'.


'Do you know what they said the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'No, what did they say the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'That's a pity. We'll have to build a fifth!'

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