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Joke Topic - 'The Forest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forest'.

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Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"


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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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