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Joke Topic - 'The Forest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forest'.

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Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"


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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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