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Joke Topic - 'The Forest'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Forest'.


Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"

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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.


You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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