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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Flu'.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

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Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

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