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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'


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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

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