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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'


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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

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