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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Flu'.

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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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