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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Flu'.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.


I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me


When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.


Termites are boring

Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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