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Joke Topic - 'The Flu'


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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

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