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Joke Topic - 'The Competition'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Competition'.

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If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.


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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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