Joke Topic - 'The Butler'

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.