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Joke Topic - 'The Butler'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Butler'.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

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