Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Quarterbacks
Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Parrots
What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
Salad
What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Christmas
What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Catch The Attention
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
The Titanic
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?