Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - The Bus - 1

Joke Topic - 'The Bus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Bus'.


Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

This is page 1 of 1