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Joke Topic - 'The Bus'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Bus'.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
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Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
Parrots
What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Cookery
Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what
I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Story
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
A dairy tale.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
That's baaaaaad.
Bed
Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
To try and catch up on his sleep.
Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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