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Joke Topic - 'The Bus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Bus'.


Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.


What do you give a sick parrot?


What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.


Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.


Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.


Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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