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Joke Topic - 'The Bus'


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Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.


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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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