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Joke Topic - 'The Bus'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Bus'.


Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

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What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

The Internet

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

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