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Joke Topic - 'The Bell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Bell'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.


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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Farmers

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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