Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Paris
What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Farmers
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
Banana
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Apples
What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
Parakeets
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.