Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - The Ark - 1

Joke Topic - 'The Ark'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Ark'.


Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality


Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.


"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

This is page 1 of 1