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Joke Topic - 'The Ark'


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Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

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