Joke Topic - 'The Ark'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Ark'.

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.

He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

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