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Joke Topic - 'The Alphabet'


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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Spelling

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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Omlette

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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