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Joke Topic - 'The Alphabet'


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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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Crawling

They call him Caterpillar.
Why do they call him that?
Because he got where he is by crawling.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.

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