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Joke Topic - 'The Alphabet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Alphabet'.

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Antiques

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

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