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Joke Topic - 'Thank You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Thank You'.

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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

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