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Joke Topic - 'Thank You'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Thank You'.

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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

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