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Joke Topic - 'Texas' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Texas'.
A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time. It was late after reaching his first stop in Texas, so he checked into a motel and went to its restaurant for dinner. He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
'Waitress,' he said,' I ordered a small beer.' She said,' This is Texas, in Texas, this is a small beer.' Then he ordered a petite steak, and the waitress brought him a two-inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
'Waitress, I ordered a petite stake'
She told him that in Texas, that was a petite stake. After a while, all that beer got to him, so he asked the waitress where the restroom was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the RIGHT. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned LEFT, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
'DON'T FLUSH IT!'
5>'Waitress,' he said,' I ordered a small beer.' She said,' This is Texas, in Texas, this is a small beer.' Then he ordered a petite steak, and the waitress brought him a two-inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
'Waitress, I ordered a petite stake'
She told him that in Texas, that was a petite stake. After a while, all that beer got to him, so he asked the waitress where the restroom was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the RIGHT. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned LEFT, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
'DON'T FLUSH IT!'
Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way to the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'?
2>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
2>He felt pretty down.
Retiring
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
2>Blondes
After completing her jigsaw piece in just six months, why was the blonde so happy?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
2>Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
Fleas
Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
2>He started it from scratch.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
2>Alcoholics go to meetings!
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
2>A cauliflower.
Kings
King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
2>Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Horses
What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
2>Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
2>' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'