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Joke Topic - 'Tests'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.


What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?


Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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