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Joke Topic - 'Tests'


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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