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Joke Topic - 'Tests'


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Horse

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

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