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Joke Topic - 'Tests'


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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