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Joke Topic - 'Tests'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.


What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?


The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.

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