Joke Topic - 'Tests'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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