Joke Topic - 'Tests'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

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