Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Australians
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Lawyers
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own
pockets.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
Pizza
What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
Dentists
Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Horses
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo,
and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.