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Joke Topic - 'Tests'


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.


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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Snooker

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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