Joke Topic - 'Tests'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

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