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Joke Topic - 'Tests'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tests'.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
A. Because it can't sit down.
Ghosts
What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
Spooks.
Girlfriends
Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Diet
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.
Executive
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
In the potting shed.
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Mad jester united.
Humpty Dumpty
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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