Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bicycles
Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
The Alphabet
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Encyclopedia
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
Cream Cakes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Watch
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.