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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.

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