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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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