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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.


Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max who?
Max no difference to me.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.


What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?


What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?


What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

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