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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Cannibals

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Marriage

My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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