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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

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