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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

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