Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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Not Old

You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

Eye drops off shelf

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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