Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Farmer
Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
Rob
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
Soccer
How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll
will catch it."
Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
Blondes
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
Count Dracula
What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.