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Joke Topic - 'Terrific'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrific'.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.


Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.

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