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Joke Topic - 'Terrific'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrific'.

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Lifeguards

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

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