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Joke Topic - 'Terrific'


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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Abdominable

What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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