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Joke Topic - 'Terrific'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrific'.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.


What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats who?
Beats me.


How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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