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Joke Topic - 'Terriers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terriers'.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.


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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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