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Joke Topic - 'Terriers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terriers'.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.


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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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