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Joke Topic - 'Terrible'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrible'.

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Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.


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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

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