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Joke Topic - 'Termites'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Termites'.

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Termites are boring


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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

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