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Joke Topic - 'Termites'


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Termites are boring


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Poodle

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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