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Joke Topic - 'Termites'

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Termites are boring

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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?


Which American state has the most cows?


What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.


Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.


What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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