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Joke Topic - 'Termites'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Termites'.

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Termites are boring


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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

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