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Joke Topic - 'Termites'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Termites'.


Termites are boring

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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

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