Joke Topic - 'Termites'

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.