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Joke Topic - 'Tense'


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Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!


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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

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