Joke Topic - 'Tennis'

Child: Aw Mom. Whenever we visit Uncle Al he always wants to go bowling. He never wants to go with me to the court and play a few sets of tennis. I think he hates it.
Mother: Nonsense. Many's the time I've heard Alfred laud tennis, son.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, I am obsessed with the idea that I am John McEnroe playing at Wimbledon.'
The doctor said, 'Way out man.
My brother said, You can't be serious...'

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the office.

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.