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Joke Topic - 'Telling Tales'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Telling Tales'.

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Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

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