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Joke Topic - 'Telling Tales'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Telling Tales'.


Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.

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Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose


Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.


How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.


What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.


What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!


Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

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