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Joke Topic - 'Tell'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

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