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Joke Topic - 'Tell' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Overweight

Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.

Doctors

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

Movies

Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

Potatoes

Definition of a 'commentator' - an average potato.

Pigs

Pigs might fly, but this one drives

Bakers

Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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