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Joke Topic - 'Tell'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.


What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.


What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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