Overweight
Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.
Doctors
The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
Movies
Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Economists
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Working
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
Potatoes
Definition of a 'commentator' - an average potato.
Pigs
Pigs might fly, but this one drives
Bakers
Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.