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Joke Topic - 'Tell'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Santa Claus
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Subordinate Clauses.
Elementary
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
Parents
What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
Mama and papa.
Programmers
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Husbands
Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
Clouds
What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
Let's be cirrus.
Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
In river banks.
Light
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
A shadow.
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