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Joke Topic - 'Tell'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.


Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

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