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Joke Topic - 'Tell'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

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