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Joke Topic - 'Tell'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Light

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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