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Joke Topic - 'Television' - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Television'.

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk, I'll fall asleep anywhere.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
The whole family was grouped round the television watching an international rugby match and the English full- back once again failed to intercept the opposing wing, who streaked home for his twentieth try. 'That full-back,' said the father, 'he's useless. I don't know why they let him play for the side at all.' 'Well,' said his five-year-old son, 'perhaps it's his ball.'
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
What TV program is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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