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Joke Topic - 'Telepathy'


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Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that


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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

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