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Joke Topic - 'Teenagers' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teenagers'.

How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Do it yourself - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?'
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Blondes

Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

Policemen

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.

Vampires

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

Politicians

Crime is merely politics without excuses.

Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

Mummies

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

Apartments

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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