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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.

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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.


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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Elephants

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.

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