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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.

How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

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Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Pianos

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

Scary

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

Women

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

Retiring

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

Mothers

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.
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