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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.


What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?

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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.


You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.


What children's toy hates to be touched?

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