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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.

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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.


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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

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