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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.
How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Ready! Teddy! Go!
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
Content-ted.
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
A one ted poster.
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Elected.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
Jilted.
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
Haunted.
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Drunks
'I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.'
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.'
Brains
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Pianos
Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
Scary
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Terror dactyls.
Women
What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
Anita House.
Rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
By hare mail.
Retiring
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Mothers
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.