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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.
How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
1>Ready! Teddy! Go!
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
1>Content-ted.
What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
1>A one ted poster.
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
1>Elected.
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the altar by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
2>Jilted.
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
1>Haunted.
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Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
1>They go by octobus.
Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
1>Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.
Firemen
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
1>Jose and Hose B
Pigs
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
1>Because they were pen pals.
Dentists
What time is it when a Chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
1>Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Computer Programmers
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
1>We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
1>Fangs-giving.
Work
I find work to be fascinating. I could watch it for hours on end.
1>Scottish
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
1>Owld Lang Syne.