Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Julius Caesar
What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Dandruff
Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Dogs
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
Jamaican
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
Charles Dickens
What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
Well Off
Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
Consultants
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.