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Joke Topic - 'Technology'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Technology'.


As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!


Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.


I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.

Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.

Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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