Joke Topic - 'Teams' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Teams'.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

'And this is the sound the aliens made...' (BEEP!)

You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Whenever I bring a guy home, she measures him for a tuxedo.