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Joke Topic - 'Team'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Team'.

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Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

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