Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Paris
What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Suggestions
Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Biscuits
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Water
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Vampire
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Policemen
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.