Joke Topic - 'Teachers'

"You never get anything right," complained the teacher. "What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?"
"Well I want to be the weather girl on TV."

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."

School children march over new teachers