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Joke Topic - 'Teachers'


Here are 27 jokes on the topic - 'Teachers'.

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"You never get anything right," complained the teacher. "What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?"
"Well I want to be the weather girl on TV."
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Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
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Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
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School children march over new teachers

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