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Joke Topic - 'Teachers' - Page 3 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Teachers'.
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
1>Pupil: At the bottom.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
1>Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
Welcome to our school, William,' said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. 'How old are you?'
'I'm not old,' said Simon. 'I'm still almost new.
2>'I'm not old,' said Simon. 'I'm still almost new.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train engineer?
One minds the train; the other trains the mind.
2>One minds the train; the other trains the mind.
When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
1>When she hands out long sentences.
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
1>Looney-versity.
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
2>Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
1>Because she had such a bright class.