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Pupil: 'Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper.'
Teacher: 'Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.'
2>Teacher: 'Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.'
School children march over new teachers
1>Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
2>Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name six things that have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!
2>Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!
Teacher to pupils: One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
2>Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
Teacher: 'Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I''.
Pupil: 'I is-'
Teacher: 'No, you must always say 'I am'.'
Pupil: 'Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'.'
2>Pupil: 'I is-'
Teacher: 'No, you must always say 'I am'.'
Pupil: 'Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'.'
Teacher: 'Late again. What's the excuse this time?'
Pupil: 'Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere.'
2>Pupil: 'Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere.'
Teacher: 'What is the outer part of a tree called?'
Pupil: 'I don't know sir.'
Teacher: 'Bark, boy, bark.'
Pupil: 'Woof-woof.'
2>Pupil: 'I don't know sir.'
Teacher: 'Bark, boy, bark.'
Pupil: 'Woof-woof.'
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.
2>Billy: I made it into a paper airplane, and someone hijacked it.
Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
2>Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Teacher: Take this sentence: 'I don't have no fun at the weekend.' How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
2>Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
2>William: The Juve-Niles?