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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.

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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Apples

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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