Joke Topic - 'Teacher'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.

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