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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!

A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.


Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


What do mice use to avoid bad breath?


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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