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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


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Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.


Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?


Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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