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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.

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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

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