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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.

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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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