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Joke Topic - 'Tea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.


Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.


If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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