Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - Tea - 1
Joke Topic - 'Tea'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soccer
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Hog the ball.
Bicycles
What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
Pop-cycle.
Elephants
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Pizza
What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
Mutts-arella.
Bananas
Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
He woke up the whole bunch.
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Maths
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
Cinderella
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Glass flippers.
This is page 1 of 1