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Joke Topic - 'Tea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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