Joke Topic - 'Tea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

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