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Joke Topic - 'Tea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.


Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."


What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

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