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Joke Topic - 'Tea'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tea'.

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Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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Dogs

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Scottish

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

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