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Joke Topic - 'Taxidermist'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Taxidermist'.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

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What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.


Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.


How do undertakers speak?

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.


It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

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