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Joke Topic - 'Taxidermist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Taxidermist'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

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