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Joke Topic - 'Taxidermist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Taxidermist'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

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