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Joke Topic - 'Taxidermist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Taxidermist'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

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