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Joke Topic - 'Taxi'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.

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A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
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Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
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Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


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Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Piano

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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

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