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Joke Topic - 'Taxi'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.
A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Husband: Taxi!
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