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Joke Topic - 'Taxi'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.

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A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
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Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
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Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
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Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

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