Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
Chicken Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Squash
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a
racquet!
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
Beauty
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.