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Joke Topic - 'Taxi'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.

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A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
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Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
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Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


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Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Christmas

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

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