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Joke Topic - 'Taxi' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.
A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend, so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was that she was so beautiful that he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent.) What? Going all the way up there and coming back empty? You must be joking, mate!
Last night, I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close.'
He said, 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights.'
He said, 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights.'
Wife: One more word from you, and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Husband: Taxi!
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