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Joke Topic - 'Taxi Drivers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi Drivers'.

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How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
(Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate !
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Will: How much will it cost to take me to the train station?
Taxi driver: Five dollars, sir.
Will: How much will you charge to take my suitcase?
Taxi driver: There's no charge for the suitcase.
WIll: In that case, take the suitcase and I'll walk.


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Hotels

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Horses

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Snakes

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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

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