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Joke Topic - 'Taxes' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxes'.

Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.

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