Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Lady
"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Office
In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the
one who watches the clock during your coffee break.