Joke Topic - 'Tax'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tax'.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

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