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Joke Topic - 'Tax'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Tax'.

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Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.


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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

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