Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
School
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Politicians
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Jokes
He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Perforation
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Perforation is a rip-off
Robber
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.