Joke Topic - 'Taste'

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.