Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Working
Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
Marry
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Scotsman
How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
Pick Your Friends
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose.
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
Witches
How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
Change A Light Bulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
Tablecloths
DINER: How often do you change the
tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked
here six months.