Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Diplomacy
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Piano
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
An Outsider
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
Father Christmas
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.