Joke Topic - 'Taste'

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.