Joke Topic - 'Taste'

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Please, no deja vu I don't want to go through that again.

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.