Joke Topic - 'Taste'

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?