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Joke Topic - 'Tarzan'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tarzan'.


It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



He's always operating in stand-by mode.


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.


How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.


Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.

Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

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