It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teachers
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
Broke
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Steak
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
Lawyers
What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Lawyers
It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.