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Joke Topic - 'Tarzan'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tarzan'.


It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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In the ark hives.


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.


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A bouncing baby boa.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

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