Joke Topic - 'Tarzan' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tarzan'.

It was late one night, and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'

What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said, 'Your wife makes a great soup.'
'Yes,' said the other one, 'but I'm sure gonna miss her.'

Vacations

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

Birds

Does your pet bird ever wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpeting, when you're reading the newspaper?

Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

Graveyards

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Kings

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.