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Joke Topic - 'Tarzan'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tarzan'.

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It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'
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What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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