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Joke Topic - 'Tarzan'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tarzan'.

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It was late one night and Tarzan finally came home to his tree house. Jane welcomed him home and then asked what he wanted.
Make me a dry martini, Jane,' said Tarzan.
So Jane made him one. Tarzan drank it down thirstily and then asked for another one. This went on until Tarzan had drunk five dry martinis. When he asked for another one, Jane remarked: 'But, Tarzan, you've already had five. Why do you want another one?'
'You don't know what it's like, Jane,' said Tarzan. 'It's like a jungle out there!'
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What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

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