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Joke Topic - 'Tall'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tall'.

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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

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