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Joke Topic - 'Tall'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tall'.

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What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.


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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

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