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Joke Topic - 'Talkative'


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What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Snowmen

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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