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Joke Topic - 'Talkative'


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What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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