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Joke Topic - 'Talkative'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Talkative'.


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.


Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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