Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - T / Joke Topic - Talk - 1

Joke Topic - 'Talk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

$text4

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
$text4

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
$text4

Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
$text4

Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
$text4

Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
$text4

Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
$text4

Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
$text4

Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
$text4

Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

This is page 1 of 1