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Joke Topic - 'Talk'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.


Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?


Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?

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