Joke Topic - 'Talk'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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Xerox never comes up with anything original.

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

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