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Joke Topic - 'Talk'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.


Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.


What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.


What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.


What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.


Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

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