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Joke Topic - 'Talk'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

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Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

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