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Joke Topic - 'Talk'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Breath
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Your breath.
Astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
One.
Multitasking
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Black And White
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
A zebra with a drum kit.
William Shakespeare
What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
Omelette.
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