Joke Topic - 'Talk'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

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