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Joke Topic - 'Talk'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.


Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.

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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.


Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.


When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?


How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

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