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Joke Topic - 'Talk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

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