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Joke Topic - 'Talk'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

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Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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History

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

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