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Joke Topic - 'Talk'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Football
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
A barking ticket.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
Middle Name
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
The same middle name.
Zoom
Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
A croaker spaniel.
King
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Because they both have pages.
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