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Joke Topic - 'Tale'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tale'.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.


My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.


Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.

Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.


Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.

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